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Post by RareCarpet on Nov 5, 2006 19:18:09 GMT -5
Bob: Yo, whatsup? Frank: Who is this Yo you are referring to? Bob: Dude, I meant you. Frank: NOW WHO IS THIS DUDE!? Bob: Hey man, calm down. Frank: NOW I'M HAY? Well you know what, your gay. *Frank walks away* Bob: WTF just happened?
Little shorts by RareCarpet
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Post by RareCarpet on Nov 5, 2006 20:38:32 GMT -5
Frank and Joe are walking down the street. Frank is drinking a energy drink, Bob a Coke. Frank:Manyouhavetotrythisstuffitsrealgood! Bob: What? Frank: OhcomeonehaveyouneverseenaenergydrinkatworkImeancomeon. Bob: Ok then, let a turtle drink it. *Frank jumps around for a while, finally finding a turtle. Frank feeds the energy drink to the turtle.* Bob: See, nuthin. Frank: OhIguessyourrightyourrightaboutmostthings. *Turtle starts to shake then it explodes* Bob:Ummmm...ok Frank:DIDYOUSEETHATITWENTBOOM!!! *Frank starts to shake then he explodes* Bob picks up the can. Bob:Energy drink, not for those with nervous disfunctions. Never let a hyper kid drink! Bob: Shoulda made that in large print.
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Decline of Rome
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A fool can use a proverb as well as a cripple man can use his legs.[M:0]
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Post by Decline of Rome on Nov 5, 2006 22:02:21 GMT -5
XD!
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Post by RareCarpet on Nov 6, 2006 16:34:54 GMT -5
At the store... *Bob picks up a KitKat* Bob: Mmmmm crunchy Frank: No thats a Kitkat Bob: But its crunchy Frank: NO ITS A GODDAMN KITKAT!!! Bob: I know, I'm saying its crunchy, its a good candybar Frank: NOW ITS A GOODBAR WTF CAN'T YOU READ!? Bob puts the candy down and then picks up a Gatorade. Bob: Man, this stuff really gives you power. Frank: YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! PICK SOMETHING AND LETS GO! Bob: Geez, don't get your nickers in a twist Frank: I DON'T LIKE SNICKERS!!! Bob: Ummmm... do you have problems? Frank: errrrrrrr... my psychiatrist says I don't...
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Raistlin
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I'm tired.
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Post by Raistlin on Nov 6, 2006 16:45:32 GMT -5
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Post by RareCarpet on Nov 6, 2006 17:05:47 GMT -5
actual written comments would be appreciated I might make it a series
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Post by dogonda on Nov 6, 2006 17:22:22 GMT -5
I like it
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Post by RareCarpet on Nov 6, 2006 17:34:35 GMT -5
These are random crap I make in my spare time Ideas for future installments would be helpful
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Post by RareCarpet on Nov 6, 2006 17:37:13 GMT -5
SEND IM PMS I WANT TO KEEP THEM MOSTLY A SECRET But good idea Dagonda
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Post by Maliku on Nov 6, 2006 22:47:35 GMT -5
This stuff is funny and awesome. funsome!
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Post by RareCarpet on Nov 7, 2006 21:24:37 GMT -5
man... do they suck that bad?
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Post by poo on Nov 7, 2006 21:30:57 GMT -5
Huh huh. You said PMS. Huh huh.
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Post by OGRenderence on Nov 7, 2006 21:33:27 GMT -5
PMs Private messages.
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Post by Maliku on Nov 8, 2006 9:25:54 GMT -5
RARE!!!! Write more!!
Seriously, this stuff is awesome.
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Post by RareCarpet on Nov 8, 2006 14:50:28 GMT -5
Eh I twill in a little bit
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