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You Cow
Nov 10, 2006 18:12:54 GMT -5
Post by GreyEidolon on Nov 10, 2006 18:12:54 GMT -5
Alright, this may sound strange, but my everyone in my English class was asked to write a poem and was given two choices to start off with: 1. When I say 2. Have you ever Well, I was drawing a blank, so my teacher told me my opening line had to be- "When I say Cow-" Here is the end result. When I say cow I don't mean That you are one But that you do display Some bulvine qualities Like Morbid obesity and Rank Odor Even obnoxious Chewing Habits And a blank, spacey stare But then again, given this, perhaps You are indeed a cow A dumb, near stationary animal Unaware of the Damocles sword Looming above it's neck Unafraid of it's would-be-butcher His cleaver at the ready Just figured I'd show this to you, no reason really.
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You Cow
Nov 10, 2006 18:50:45 GMT -5
Post by poo on Nov 10, 2006 18:50:45 GMT -5
I think it's bovine, but otherwise a good insult.
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You Cow
Nov 10, 2006 21:58:33 GMT -5
Post by BloodMoonWolf on Nov 10, 2006 21:58:33 GMT -5
awsome
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You Cow
Nov 10, 2006 22:17:42 GMT -5
Post by Dagothkitty on Nov 10, 2006 22:17:42 GMT -5
inspiring! *oooooooh....... ahhhhhhhhhh*
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Raistlin
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You Cow
Nov 12, 2006 14:25:59 GMT -5
Post by Raistlin on Nov 12, 2006 14:25:59 GMT -5
lol
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You Cow
Nov 12, 2006 16:27:06 GMT -5
Post by Maliku on Nov 12, 2006 16:27:06 GMT -5
Haha.
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You Cow
Nov 12, 2006 16:37:24 GMT -5
Post by DEATH97 on Nov 12, 2006 16:37:24 GMT -5
Not bad considering its about a cow.
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You Cow
Nov 12, 2006 20:50:10 GMT -5
Post by BloodMoonWolf on Nov 12, 2006 20:50:10 GMT -5
all hail Grey the cow caller!
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Raistlin
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You Cow
Nov 14, 2006 15:22:13 GMT -5
Post by Raistlin on Nov 14, 2006 15:22:13 GMT -5
i nominated this for the writing contest
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You Cow
Nov 14, 2006 15:53:09 GMT -5
Post by GreyEidolon on Nov 14, 2006 15:53:09 GMT -5
Cool, umm why?
*Exalts*
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Raistlin
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You Cow
Nov 14, 2006 16:58:33 GMT -5
Post by Raistlin on Nov 14, 2006 16:58:33 GMT -5
'cause it's hilarious. and you're the one who deserves exalting. *exalts*
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You Cow
Nov 14, 2006 17:30:33 GMT -5
Post by GreyEidolon on Nov 14, 2006 17:30:33 GMT -5
Oh yeah?
*Exalts again*
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Raistlin
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You Cow
Nov 14, 2006 17:45:03 GMT -5
Post by Raistlin on Nov 14, 2006 17:45:03 GMT -5
OH YEAH? *can't exalt ability is currently exhausted*
I'LL BE BACK...
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You Cow
Nov 15, 2006 17:26:49 GMT -5
Post by GreyEidolon on Nov 15, 2006 17:26:49 GMT -5
Too late.
*Exalts Again*
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Raistlin
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You Cow
Nov 15, 2006 17:49:53 GMT -5
Post by Raistlin on Nov 15, 2006 17:49:53 GMT -5
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh!
*Exalts Again*
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