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Post by creative on Mar 12, 2007 7:24:09 GMT -5
Well maybe not, but they're all pretty short.
The Dismembered Body
The boy drew his sword. He hadn't meant to slice the head clean off - it was meant to be a joke, a little harmless fun. He hadn't meant to go this far. But now it was too late. He had beheaded her. Her dismembered body lay on the floor, her eyes staring upwards towards Jack, as a painful reminder of what he had done. How he wished he had never taken his Dad's antique sword from the case on the wall, how he wished he could turn back time. Sally let out a piercing scream, her brother had gone too far this time, "Mum!" she wailed, heartbroken, "Jack's broke my Barbie doll!"
Vampire
The caped figure turned round. Maria gasped - blood was dripping from the man's fangs. This was no human - Maria screamed as she realised she was face to face with a vampire! Maria flicked the remote control - these late night horror movies were scary!
Celebration
Rachel gasped. Checking again, she realised there was no mistake - she had won a fortune! Grabbing the bottle of bubbly, she whooped as the cork flew into the air. "Calm down," her husband steve said, "you take this Monopoly game far too seriously!"
Stranger
The stranger was in her house. "Where is it?" he asked in a gruff voice. "T-through here." she stammered. she was shaking, her palms sweaty as she led him to the kitchen. As he began to work, Samantha realised she was in love with the plumber!
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Post by me on Mar 12, 2007 9:32:14 GMT -5
AH!
This is just to awesome!
The first good piece of comedy on this site!
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Post by Umaril on Mar 12, 2007 12:34:35 GMT -5
LOL! Brilliant! ;D
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Post by Dagothkitty on Mar 18, 2007 17:40:18 GMT -5
I love it!
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Post by Remis on Mar 18, 2007 17:57:06 GMT -5
lol, that rocks!
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Post by monkeygurl on Mar 19, 2007 18:35:22 GMT -5
wow i never knew that i could think one way and it could be so diff
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Post by DEATH97 on Mar 20, 2007 6:22:52 GMT -5
Good stuff. I could never write anything so short that would amount to anything. Did you write those yourself?
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Post by Uesugi on Mar 23, 2007 19:10:47 GMT -5
The first and third are really good. Creative, you certainly live up to your name.
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Post by DEATH97 on Mar 23, 2007 19:20:47 GMT -5
Reminds me of that blonde joke with the horse outside wallmart
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Post by creative on Mar 29, 2007 10:41:31 GMT -5
Good stuff. I could never write anything so short that would amount to anything. Did you write those yourself? Yeah, I wrote them myself. The first one I did to send off to a magazine when they used to have 60 words stories, but as you can see it didn't fit in 60 words. Then I decided to see what other short stories I could make like that. I don't really like the second and third story though.
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