Post by creative on Mar 29, 2007 10:35:22 GMT -5
Warning: Contains bad language!
The Nutters In "The Grass Is Greener" (Episode 2)
Fred poured milk over his cornflakes and sat down at the breakfast table.
He put a spoonful of cornflakes in his mouth and promptly spat it out in disgust "Eurgh!" he exclaimes, "The milk's bloody sour!"
Herbert sighed and looked up from his newspaper, "So's your language! We can't even afford to buy any more milk, what with no work coming in. I've even had to cancel the papers."
"Well what's that you're reading?" Fred said pointing to the newspaper in Herbert's hand.
"An old newspaper - from 1967. Found it in the old drawers in the shed."
"Now there's an idea!" Fred exclaimed, "We could sell some of that junk that's lying about in the shed."
"Actually," replied Herbert, "That's not a bad idea. You take it down to Cash Generator to sell."
"Aren't you going to help?" asked Fred.
"Yes," answered Herbert, "I'll help you count the money later!"
"Not if you're not helping me with the junk you won't! Now come on, let's clear out the shed."
Fred went out to the shed, with Herbert follwing begrudgingly behind.
"Now, this should fetch a few bob," Fred said lugging the Flymo out.
"But that's Wally's lawnmower from next door," protested Herbert, "He lent it us last year."
"Exactly!" exclaimed Fred, "He's obviously forgotten about it. We'll sell this!"
After rooting around in the shed for over an hour, the Nutters decided they had collected enough.
Fred went out to Cash Generator, leaving Herbert at home.
Finally, he returned and exclaimed, "Guess how much we made?"
"£100?" asked herbert.
"No," Fred said sadly, "20 bleeding pence!"
"What?" gasped Herbert, "You're joking!"
Fred burst out laughing, "Yes," he grinned, "I am joking! We made £120 alltogether."
"That's great," Herbert smiled, "Let's go out to the cafe for a full breakfast - sure beats cornflakes and sour milk!"
They both got their coats from the hallway and were just about to open the door when somebody knocked on it.
Fred opened it. "Ah, Wally," he said, "Nice to see you."
"I hope you don't mind," Wally smiled, "I've just come to collect my lawnmower!"
The Nutters In "The Grass Is Greener" (Episode 2)
Fred poured milk over his cornflakes and sat down at the breakfast table.
He put a spoonful of cornflakes in his mouth and promptly spat it out in disgust "Eurgh!" he exclaimes, "The milk's bloody sour!"
Herbert sighed and looked up from his newspaper, "So's your language! We can't even afford to buy any more milk, what with no work coming in. I've even had to cancel the papers."
"Well what's that you're reading?" Fred said pointing to the newspaper in Herbert's hand.
"An old newspaper - from 1967. Found it in the old drawers in the shed."
"Now there's an idea!" Fred exclaimed, "We could sell some of that junk that's lying about in the shed."
"Actually," replied Herbert, "That's not a bad idea. You take it down to Cash Generator to sell."
"Aren't you going to help?" asked Fred.
"Yes," answered Herbert, "I'll help you count the money later!"
"Not if you're not helping me with the junk you won't! Now come on, let's clear out the shed."
Fred went out to the shed, with Herbert follwing begrudgingly behind.
"Now, this should fetch a few bob," Fred said lugging the Flymo out.
"But that's Wally's lawnmower from next door," protested Herbert, "He lent it us last year."
"Exactly!" exclaimed Fred, "He's obviously forgotten about it. We'll sell this!"
After rooting around in the shed for over an hour, the Nutters decided they had collected enough.
Fred went out to Cash Generator, leaving Herbert at home.
Finally, he returned and exclaimed, "Guess how much we made?"
"£100?" asked herbert.
"No," Fred said sadly, "20 bleeding pence!"
"What?" gasped Herbert, "You're joking!"
Fred burst out laughing, "Yes," he grinned, "I am joking! We made £120 alltogether."
"That's great," Herbert smiled, "Let's go out to the cafe for a full breakfast - sure beats cornflakes and sour milk!"
They both got their coats from the hallway and were just about to open the door when somebody knocked on it.
Fred opened it. "Ah, Wally," he said, "Nice to see you."
"I hope you don't mind," Wally smiled, "I've just come to collect my lawnmower!"