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Post by Dagothkitty on Oct 2, 2006 17:03:34 GMT -5
This story is for complete crap for fun, and are plagirizing deltas crap cause we are better then Him ( )we can easily have this topic die if you wish, but maybe it will be fun! now, since bloodmoon wolf isnt here, ill begin..... One day, a grey cat limped down the alley, looking for his afternoon meal. Looking to his right, he noticed a trashcan full of Mcdonalds happy meals. Peering inside, Dagothkitty notices that the bag inside has a letter inside. Dagothkitty sadfully turns away, when suddenly, the bag starts to rattle, and yelling can be heard from down the street. A. Read the letter B. see what the people are yelling about C. pull out a daedric longsword and run down the street.
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Post by Delta1212 on Oct 2, 2006 17:05:37 GMT -5
XD
Imitation is the highest form of flattery.
A
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Post by Dagothkitty on Oct 2, 2006 17:09:11 GMT -5
Ignoring the yelling, dagothkitty turns his attention to the letter again. Raising it into the sunlight, Dagothkitty reads...."1.00 off 1.00 fies" stuffing it down his fur pocket, he smells smoke. The sirens of a fire engine can be heard, as well as laughing.
A. see why everyone is laughing B. Commandeer the fire truck C. Pull out a daedric claymore and run down the street.
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Post by Delta1212 on Oct 2, 2006 17:14:24 GMT -5
C
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Post by Dagothkitty on Oct 2, 2006 17:19:59 GMT -5
Pulling the 80 pound sword from his pocket, he raises it and runs down the street. Suddenly, a baker walks out of the shop, only to see a small cat with a 20 foot sword. Intimidated, the baker gives the cat a sweet roll. Dagothkitty happily runs down the street, singing and skipping the road. Out of a nook in an nearby alley, a group of three punks grab you in. They demand the sweet roll........or else!
A. Pull out daedric claymore B. Eat it and spit it in thier face C. Give it to them
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Post by fallingfar on Oct 2, 2006 17:21:14 GMT -5
A
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Post by Dagothkitty on Oct 2, 2006 17:24:20 GMT -5
Pulling out again the daedric claymore, the group gasps. They begin to run down the street, towards the local mall. BLocked by a large bus shaped in a U symbol, the group begins to cry.
A. Lock them in a bus, and lock the throttle in place, while it drives to the lake. B. Go to the mall C. pwn them with your sword.
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Post by fallingfar on Oct 2, 2006 17:31:51 GMT -5
A
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Post by Dagothkitty on Oct 2, 2006 17:32:50 GMT -5
Guess you dont like it. Oh well. Let it DIE!!!
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Post by fallingfar on Oct 2, 2006 17:34:48 GMT -5
Don't let it die I want to see them drown well read them drown
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Post by DEATH97 on Oct 2, 2006 17:37:30 GMT -5
A
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Post by Dagothkitty on Oct 2, 2006 17:42:52 GMT -5
Using his supernatural strenghth, the cuddly kitty pushes them into the bus. Pushing one too hard, he impacts the bus's wall, forcing him through, and tearing him to shreads, covering the bus with gore. The demonc cat enters the drivers seat, buts the bus into drive, placing a 3 billion pound rock on the gas.Then locking the doors, the cat jumps out of the window, and the bus drives off into the lake.
A. The bus explodes in gore and metal as it touches the water. B. the bus sinks, making the death slow and painful. C. Just before you leave, play a Jesse Mcartney song. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Post by OGRenderence on Oct 2, 2006 17:43:44 GMT -5
C.
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Post by BloodMoonWolf on Oct 2, 2006 18:09:46 GMT -5
hey I did not give you authorization to use my name...that being said hahaha I have two topics with my name in it XD
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Post by DEATH97 on Oct 2, 2006 18:34:32 GMT -5
hey I did not give you authorization to use my name...that being said hahaha I have two topics with my name in it XD DAMN IT!!! ITS ON
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